i'm a pretty impossible lady to be with;
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Vicente Lopez y Portaña, Doña Gertrudis de Compte y de Bruga (detail)



Cecil’s birthmarks changes shape and movement with his emotions - they flare up when he’s flustered or angry, hide under clothing when he’s scared or embarrassed, move rapidly when he’s excited, softer shapes for good feelings and rougher shapes for bad ones etc.

He’s kinda self-conscious about them since it’s like wearing your heart on your sleeve, but Carlos thinks they’re pretty (and also scientifically fascinating).


it’s like you’re my mirror



Good Omens cover (front, back, spine and wings) for Book Illustration. I wanted to go back to my flat style for a bit just to see how else I could use it (and also the fact that I haven’t used it at all since coming back to school from winter break, which is just plain weird).

Aziraphale and his cocoa on the front; Crowley with tea on the back.

OH MY GOD IT CAME BACK.  I thought I’d lost it!  The first time I ever saw this book cover design, I loved it so much that I set it as my desktop both at home and at work!  When someone asked me who had done it, I said I’d lost track of the artist’s name (meaning it was so far back in my Likes that I failed to dig it up).  I don’t know why I failed to reblog it at the time.  It’s gorgeous.


the new free ED is corroding me



*whispers into the night* someone needs to write a fic where Cecil gets all sexually flustered by Carlos’ badboy behavior like eating toast, believing in mountains, and using pens


can i do two for the coffee meme thing? Iced and Americano?

yeah sure :D i’m not at home until aug 2nd so i can’t do americano until then (but i’ll make up for it later) until then, iced coffee, i present:

Send me a cup of coffee.
Espresso: Describe your usual morning routine.
Decaf: Impersonate one of your friends.
Macchiato: Name two things you think go well together and why.
Latte: List three aspects of your personality that you love.
Flat White: Confess the most recent crime you committed.
Iced: Make the weirdest face you can.
Cappuccino: Describe your ideal wedding.
Drip: Post a photo of a stuffed animal you own.
Mocha: Name one of your guilty pleasures.
Doppio: List two of your dream travel locations and why.
Black: Recall the worst insult you've ever received.
Americano: Post a photo of your favorite outfit.
Kopi: Describe an incident when you tried something new.


I bet before Carlos moved to Night Vale he used to regularly reinvent really useless household appliances all the time.

Like ‘Hey check this out it looks like a regular umbrella but it’s also COMPLETELY FIREPROOF’

and everyone would be like ‘Carlos why the hell would anyone NEED a fireproof umbrella if it’s already raining seriously stick to science’

but in Night Vale everyones like ‘Aw man this is PERFECT for when it starts raining fire/gasoline/literal death’ and Carlos is just like ‘My time has come’